{"id":2693,"date":"2013-06-08T17:00:42","date_gmt":"2013-06-08T17:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deuzebranaweb.com.br\/?p=2693"},"modified":"2013-06-08T17:00:42","modified_gmt":"2013-06-08T17:00:42","slug":"um-grao-da-liberdade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/2013\/06\/08\/um-grao-da-liberdade\/","title":{"rendered":"um gr\u00e3o da liberdade…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9 pau, \u00e9 bug<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Musiquinha bem interessante, para o pessoa de an\u00e1lise.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00c9 pau, \u00e9 bug\u00a0<\/tt>
\n\u00c9 o fim do programa\u00a0<\/tt>
\n\u00c9 um erro fatal\u00a0<\/tt>
\n\u00c9 o come\u00e7o do drama\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

\u00c9 o Turbo Pascal\u00a0<\/tt>
\nDiz que falta um begin\u00a0<\/tt>
\nN\u00e3o me mostra onde,\u00a0<\/tt>
\ne capota no fim\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

\u00c9 dois, \u00e9 tr\u00eas\u00a0<\/tt>
\n\u00c9 o quatro-oito-meia\u00a0<\/tt>
\nInstru\u00e7\u00e3o ilegal\u00a0<\/tt>
\nQEMM bloqueia\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

\u00c9 o erro no boot\u00a0<\/tt>
\n\u00c9 um disco mordido\u00a0<\/tt>
\nHard disk estragado\u00a0<\/tt>
\nAi meu Deus t\u00f4 fodido...\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

S\u00e3o as barras de espa\u00e7o\u00a0<\/tt>
\nExibindo um borr\u00e3o\u00a0<\/tt>
\nE a promessa de v\u00eddeo\u00a0<\/tt>
\nVoando pro ch\u00e3o\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

\u00c9 o computador\u00a0<\/tt>
\nMe fazendo de ot\u00e1rio\u00a0<\/tt>
\nN\u00e3o compila o programa\u00a0<\/tt>
\nSalva s\u00f3 o coment\u00e1rio\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

\u00c9 ping; \u00e9 pong\u00a0<\/tt>
\nO meu micro reboota\u00a0<\/tt>
\nO scan n\u00e3o remove o\u00a0<\/tt>
\nV\u00edrus filho da puta\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

O Windows n\u00e3o entra\u00a0<\/tt>
\nNem volta para o DOS\u00a0<\/tt>
\nN\u00e3o funciona Reset\u00a0<\/tt>
\nDetona o CMOS\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

Abort, Retry\u00a0<\/tt>
\nDisco mal-formatado\u00a0<\/tt>
\nPCTools n\u00e3o resolve\u00a0<\/tt>
\nNorton trava o teclado\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

\u00c9 a impressora sem fita\u00a0<\/tt>
\nEngolindo o papel\u00a0<\/tt>
\nMeu trabalho mo\u00eddo\u00a0<\/tt>
\nCuspido pro c\u00e9u\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

S\u00e3o as aulas de mar\u00e7o\u00a0<\/tt>
\nMostrando o que s\u00e3o\u00a0<\/tt>
\nAs promessas de micros\u00a0<\/tt>
\nDa Computa\u00e7\u00e3o.\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

Autor Desconhecido\u00a0<\/tt><\/p>\n

(ta, mas isso \u00e9 para o pessoal que optaram pelo Windows como sua plataforma padr\u00e3o)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9 pau, \u00e9 bug Musiquinha bem interessante, para o pessoa de an\u00e1lise. \u00c9 pau, \u00e9 bug\u00a0 \u00c9 o fim do programa\u00a0 \u00c9 um erro fatal\u00a0 \u00c9 o come\u00e7o do drama\u00a0 \u00c9 o Turbo Pascal\u00a0 Diz que falta um begin\u00a0 N\u00e3o me mostra onde,\u00a0 e capota…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_angie_page":false,"page_builder":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-categoria_edy","category-diversos"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.deuzebranaweb.com.br\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}